'Zac.

Sometimes you have to know when to call in the professionals. This is one of those times.

(I do realize that I am, in fact, a professional myself. It doesn't mean that I get taken seriously or that my health advice ever gets followed. Hey nurses: feel free to add to the public shaming but don't be too hard on him...oh, nevermind. Be as harsh as you want!)

Aside: this is the first video shot entirely on my new cell phone. It actually looks better than I expected, but it sounds like hell.


[prozac]