" I am amaz'd, and know not what to say."

This is, quite possibly, the strangest email I have ever received. What do you think the marketing slogan for this one could be?

“..Because when you’re facing homelessness, dehydration, death, despair, hunger, unemployment, alligators and typhus, you should look your very best!"


These people don't have addresses. We can't even seem to send them food or water. They do not need shimmery eye whip.